Tuesday, November 08, 2005

The Big Wood Dictionary - Revised May 6

1. Taint
2. WOOD
3. Boobery
4. Entertaintment
5. Hermacophrodite
6. Sycaburgh
7. Donkeyface Deb
8. manboobies
9. Sybil-itis
10. DonkeyPuncher
11. Ed Smallwood
12. namepuns
13. Madden-itis
14. Hot cheese! = it means, hot cheese!
15. kraig wilson
16. spermapheous
17. dam whores
18. U of Smallwood
19. Turst
20. Broomstick Twister
21. BEAMED in the gonads
22. Cheeky
23. Woodworthy
24. Corky
25. Uncle Steve
26. Anus Wagner
27. corking
28. Dogpoundville
29. The "Having no Balls" fallacy
30. john wehner
31. Sveuming
32. teets on a bull
33. brew ha ha
34. brwl-chica-brwl-bwrl! (porno soundtrack)
35. flaming Dutch erection
36. salty meat
37. sweet meat
38. bob hamelin
39. Hungarian Hooker
40. dis-a-pee-a-red
41. Schlongo McBorgerson
42. dickson mcpeterson
43. bonerosity
44. dis-ape-eared
45. jenna jamesons funhole
46. dirty sanchez
47. grill some chicken
48. waxin' the shalaylay
49. sillypants
50. Bratwurst Club of America
51. Bucco'd Over
52. Slower-than-a-porn-star-on-the-last-take-of-the-day
53. sh!t the bed
54. Googley Bastards
55. RedFagMassage
56. Google-ized
57. Weatherbeaten fence of man love
58. arseless leather chaps
59. Uncle Steve's Squirrell meat factory
60. Myron Moehringer
61. Lloyd McCuster's last stand
62. McClendonspin
63. shinting in his diapers
64. cumstick
65. "fantastical flights of illogical whimsy" (from the Oakland board)
66. The Wagner Brothers, Anus and Onus, Big Hole and Little Hole
67. flummoxed
68. hard man nipples
69. (I) woosied (in my pants)
70. Kugzilla
71. Geebus
72. Cheech and Chong School for Bong Lovers
73. Drunkenese
74. Son of smallwood
75. Mudface Horsebeard (Maco)
76. chipmunk steaks w/Uncle Steve's special sauce
77. splat
78. mwwyyeeeeeeeeeh!!! he killed our sausage girl"
79. McClendon's Flummoxed Onus Burgers with cheese
80. Mongoloid (courtest of jourdin on the big board)
81. To the trees (new rallying cry from Sloshy)
82. "out like a boner in sweatpants."
83. "out like the fat kid in dodgeball.
84. Too much cheese on the taco.
85. WWED (What Would Ed Do)
86. Erroramus Ramirez
87. gabe martinez
88. gigunda
89. Farking.
90. "J.J. Davis is dy-no-mite"
91. tony danza
92. ready to rip apart Kulgler
93. Pitchers! Pitchers! Pitchers!
94. time to do the/Kugler
95. The Grand Wizard of nattering nabobs (stolen from SD board)
96. Donkey Punchtastic
97. Gob
98. keister.
99. tinkled in my undergutchies.
100. 100 wild and wacky woodworthy words
101. bObby brister (gotta have that capital "O")
102. It's kind of like West Virginny where you can give your sister a Houdini but man, if
you catch the kid down the street giving her Chocolate Thunder...
103. Whiffipapodopolis
104. smegma
105. ensight full
106. absurde
107. Really shrilly
108. Se l'ave
109. December 12th, 2003: M-Day
110. grammar grandma
111. mayor mccheese
112. hootie mcboob
113. chesty leroux
114. busty st. claire
115. cleveland steamer
116. chris stynes
117. "eat my azz j!zzface!"
118. House of Flan
119. poophead store
120. progress is a cold monkey best eaten raw
121. funhole (may have been in the original dictionary ( I think it was Jenna
Jamison's....
122. moxie fluffers
123. duller than commcoll's stupidest kid
124 Deak will be done
125. ridicious
126. Mary Palmer, Mary Palmer
127. butt-love thristy
128. gomorrahian
129. chocking the chicken, aka blurb's mexican tall-hat dance
130. assface jazz - CBH's preferred genre
131. scentsless (you would think it was a commcoll original, but actually came from
the gravedigger)
132. isubrim - the rim around the anus of an ISU wannabe alumnus
133. man up you hoe
134. abseballs
135. hampster
136. pink balled
137. Lefties Lefties Smelfties! Smurfy!
138. Hes Giong
139. Tito
140. the castration place
141. mpphhhhmffffmrrgh
142. anaItaliano
143. got some pokeman cards today
144. "Eat camel shit, get hepititis, and die!"
145. bum penguin
146. nancyness
147. A real MONGO line-up!!!
148. Lloydicrous
149. distrubed
150. faires and geenies
151. rainbow parites
152. that's just.....ahhhhhh
153. partly sunny, with no chance of Mondesi
154. toothless cumpumper
155. coverated
156. grape popsicles
157. ""
158. Bagders
159. "he knows nothing about everything" (Smizikitis)
160. Gaint-performing
161. Bedwetting Henry Blanco
162. "My time!"
163. reguardless
164. didactic dadaism; pinko propogandist bullwork
165. stinky finger from some farm girls in Plattsmouth.
166. space-age material called Kuglersite
167. craptacular
168. Chines Torture
169. Gerbilized
170. renewed interest in electric trains
171. gangrened hamsters and gerbils marinated in Richard Gere's arse
172. pony comber
173. taking her from behind in the fields
174. jimmy a harlot
175. waffle turdd
176. You are Sooo Taguchi, Britney
177. How long, Peggy?
178. Strawberry Milkshake
179. Peter Passion
180. shance
181. baffling number of raccoon scrotums
182. Fuddy-Duddies
183. And If you ever made an adult film, I would buy it.
184. His mom was like Pavlov's dog playing Q-Bert.
185. I tried using it on YOUR Mom Defdog when I stood akimbo above her wanton form, but without provocation, she was like Bo Jackson reaching skyward for my Snafu snake. No incentive needed... unless you count the Milkbone in my pocket.
186. Official ISU desensitivity tube sock
187. Merry Bruschimas
188. his medium are big, black pantload-sized erections.
189. Enjos boobery
190. Erin Andrews' Tight Ass
191. Kicker Dong
192. Pork Sword
193. ESPN Hates Our Troops
194. Rainbow Parties
195. Bunch of wood on her
196. Dick in a Box
197. It's like she stuck two big balloons on a rack.
198. Briana Rackers
199. anonymous floor turd
200. All-day tickle fights
201. Lou Saben
202. Chicken in a Biscuit crackers
203. vectors for douchery
204. Hot Pockets
205. A State College I gurantee you've never heard of (and guarantee must be misspelled)
206. Bri's Duck Boots.
207. Dot the 'i', bitch (BCS oral)
208. TickledTaint Bowl
209. Bangkok
210. "Gillick" (term used for a poster who was caught in a bold-faced lie)
211. I look exactly like Tootie.
212. tamponed out of my gourd
213. I don't think I would call Morneau good just yet
214. so, as Steel's sister often says "you were already in, and you didn't even know it."
215. "Utter Poop" is totally negative as defined by Penguin. Everything else is positive.
216. Cumberto Hota
217. Wonder if she comes with a fifth of Crown Royal.
218. 225 X 10
219. Awesome Freakin' D
220. Charitable contributions >/= your salary
221. Time to go fuck with people
222. (insert name) is black?? AKA a Don Wengert Moment
223. 0-0, 0.00%, it's so simple
224. Tony larussa wears a dress
225. I poop on Wilbur Miller.
226. 6-fingered Latinos
227. Hot Young Asians Girls Swivel
228. tastefully presented kangaroo scrotum
229. a JPs is a PF82 that leaves your anus in a very tight stream and quickly opens up into a giant, random spatter pattern.
230. There is a reason I'm not a doctor. That reason is that I'm more or less an idiot.
231. You fucking enabling enablers.
232. I want to do her on a tepid George Forman Grill
233. I thought this thread was about Tom Prince
234. It all about the bottom maoney line baby!
235. If you don't agree, I will stalk you in a trench coat and wig, piss in my undies and go NASA all over your ass.
236. no one is going to be driving 900 miles in a pee soaked diaper for you
237. You should consider including an emoticon next time to make it clear you intend humor 238. Eli Manning is better than Ben Roethlisberger.
239. The Fearsome Foursome
240. Emotional debit card
241. PhilBorqueInYourMomsPants
242. PhilBorque
243. Singapore-style nanny state
244. Tristan H. Cockcroft
245. Sir Meat Provider
246. MPD (mediocre poster disease)
247. uni-talented newly born horses
248. conniechung.com
249. Diarrhea Nady
250. Brain Fart
251. boddy massage
252. I've already got Kevin Brown in the minores.
253. blacktown, USA
254. The douche chills
255. Animal's House
256. douch bag
257. FaggEt
258. russbag
259. If my wife were fat, she wouldn't be my wife
260. Benign Interactive Group Dictionary Inquisitory Committee, or "BIGDIC"
261. Wang McSofterton
262. maco's salty man-shakes
263. (Reading any chapter of any book over 100 times then bragging about it on a message board.)
264. a good time to flash some scrotum for the camera
265. Donaldo Kelly
266. Steve Swisher
267. Despite how zimmy this post was
268. gaytown
269. blind as Ann Frank
270. salty gelatin bomb
271. Like a cum train from one destination to another?
272. DL is the Helen Keller of GMs
273. anal glycoma: I can't see my ass coming into work today.
274. bunt (and not the baseball term)
275. Gimme a jingle
276. Easy Tiger
277. Lightweight
278. Juanita College
279. Hard White Thingy
280. "citizen's a-ray-est, citizen's a-ray-est"
281. Pompous Pony Pumpers
282. Sending shockwaves up WvBucco's neckless body.
283. eatin' retard sandwiches
284. Nice pst Pedeitz
285. $20 tip on a $20 tab. (I really don't know how this wasn't included long long ago).
286. hot pocket blizzard
287. I fell stupid.
288. Freddy being Freddy.
289. moxirrific
290. No lead is safe.
291. As the late great Nolan Ryan said in Love Story
292. Don Kelly is queer.
292. very. hort memory
293. bonner pill
294. I've seen HHH, Lex Luger, Sting, and John Cena at my local Golds.
295. Sanskrit for 'penis'
296. And Jwill is "FUCK!"
297. Jwill LOVES Beef!!!
298. The Pimp of Pimpburgh
299. Lumber buyers from Asia
300. Bumfuck, Nebraska
301. Kluicide
302. The Burt Reynolds School of Acting
303. fat ass Tony Guinn
304. sweat pants erection
305. Flute Prospectus
306. Rightfield Russbags
307. Bree's 105 lb ass
308. Richard Dawkins will always be the host of Family Fued
309. .gabehcuod a er'uoy, evets
310. a jukebox of stupidty
311. never played baseball passed little league
312. I get laid every night and am rich
313. Ian Smuth.
314. I'd probably knock your fucking teeth out.
315. I also write for comedians.
316. Cheez-Itz
317. Custicles
318. Deivis Goatache
319. Ho-Ho Happiness
320. Goggle search page
321. Pooping greenies
322. These aren't my pants
323. NAANPWRE (National Association for the Advancement of Neckless People Who Require Emoticons)
324. Steely McBeam
325. Roughing up the subject
326. Fathmed
325. at-bat-eaters
326. "NC" (not Cust) in the thread title
327. Is Jared Leto football?
328. How does it feel to be f**ked by Pat Burrell? (asked by Pat Burrell himself)
329. Ramon Noodles
330. I SHIT
331. Waist line
332. She likes to eat tomatoes now
333. Cathlic church
334. bog time shot
335. donkey defender (*if this is already an entry, I will remove ASAP, as it does sound strangely familiar)
336. analytically addled assholes
337. descending condom itch
338. "Your grandmother still has moist, lucious labia,"
339. Fuck him. Fuck him right in the ear.
340. Ki-Jana Carter
341. the 4th Ghostbuster
342. Trace Coquillette
343. Fuck you, local guy.
344. Peter Woodfork
345. PTBFL (Person to be fucked later)
346. Phillip Rivers
347. Shitbrid
348. Hot French scientists
349. puffery
350. Nosmo King
351. Dimwitted Fuck Stick
352. Wroohed Trawczsh
353. franchis esucks
354. Who's Jeff Reed?
355. Pittsbirgh
356. bi-lingual in dumbass
357. Who the fuck is Keith Law???
358. Suddenly Salad
359. commemorative ass patch
360. the Rayals
361. double post penalty
362. Santa’s Unholy Army of the Damned
363. sudden death home run derby
364. Haley Barry
365. 2rd base
366. Porchmonkey
367: Don't tell me what I did or did not see!
368. Competent Poster Exam (CPE)
369. South Florida could beat 13/11 Big Ten teams two years ago
370. necro-nudie bar run by NYPirate
371. stay in the closest
372. Axis of Penis
373. Joe Torres
374. oxycotton
375. flotsam
376. Fucking cheap-ass tranny, couldn't even get a real dick.
377. 371.Chef Boyardee Raviolli
378. dumbasspalooza
379. mvk is the thread that holds the tanktop together
380. Forwards
381. Randurt, the Queer Unit
382. Jake "Shanks" Frobel
383. douchelectualism
384. pillow biter
385. Big Blue
386. You might win on archery.
387. When I dig my heals in, I dig my heals in.
388. This thread has been Monarched
389. Dickbanged
390. [insert gender/nationality/religion] asked for it.
391. queerer than Charlie Wise's third chin when he nods
392. Docuhebag
393. Summer's Eve Convention
394. I hit Alex
395. Radhames Liz
396. futility infielder
397. 490-man roster
398. Monarch advised Shel Silverstein to write The Giving Tree about him.
399. The 40-man roster still has enough relievers to recreate the battle of Helm's Deep
400. Seriously, zimm, fuck yourself with a cactus.
401. "premiere" infield coach
402. pen of misfits
403. Derek Jeter tree ornaments
404. cyber punch in the virtual nutsack from Winter
405. Sean Burnett is the next ________.
406. BixlerCyYoung2008
407. Jeff Genkins
408. I really wouldn't be surprised to see the Eers win 63-7
409. "No Prospect Left Behind" program (NPLB)
410. sidewinder missile
411. The Monster of Past His Prime ! GRRRRRRRR !
412. my wife has had cheeburger cheeburger and she seems to think that it's on a level with 5 guys.
413. The Browns own the Browns
414. That's impossible, einstein.
415. Colby detox
416. spaghetti-on-a-stick tent
417. Stop. Taubenheim.
418. That's gotta be a goal if you respect physics
419. I have more baseball knowledge in my left nut then you have in your entire body?
420. i can hit 92mph?
421. and could be the guy that replaces Ben (referring to Jared Zabransky)
422. ?
423. High Class A ohio summer league
424. my personal favorite sport, superbike racing
425. well i had 5 guys again today and it was awesome again.
426. Paul was the walrus, dipshit
427. "Autumn of Neal"
428. Thats funny because your mom is the because cum dumpster*
429. I approached the character design organically
430. Sand in Ed's vagina.
431. The fact there's this much discussion around what should go in and what shouldn't go in is what makes it awesome.
432. It's like I snuck into your heart, and painted the parking lot blue.
433. I can go a day without bacon.
434. little steak babies
435. Sara Wrenn and Philly
436. "Dante"
437. MGP Circle Jerk Chicken Night
438. Hambam Shazam
439. it isn't about Democrat vs. Republican, or Liberal vs. Conservative- it's about douche vs. douche
440. You're lucky that this is too minor to be sued for.
441. Look Dad. Street crime.
442. August HR totals
443. Douchebagology
444. Pussy shrapnel
445. Colby Armstrong's Chemistry Set
446. conbafical
447. The "Kraig in a Yellow Shirt" treatment
448. I don't have access to Lexis-Nexis
449. (1) NYPirate
450. custacean
451. Nutting can stop us now
452. How many HR will "change in atmosphere" hit?
453. Northeastern Fagface tree
454. incite
455. mulletsexual.
456. Burmese Gnu-skin gloves
457. douche-piphanies
458. Westboro is getting hammered like a 20 week old fetus with a coat hanger during an underground abortion.
459. That is one fine ass, paco.
460. I have late night conference calls with my Beijing team several times a week
461. rolling through the Eastern Regional like a Massengil tanker truck plowing through a wood-sided orphanage
462. panties bunchitis
463. Deal Nothington
464. G00ns.net
465. Nate McClouth
466. White Sex
467. Hay guys what's-
468. genetic jackhammer
469. C.I. Atmosphere jersey
470. DPI (Douchebag Percentage Index)
471. schnowned
472. A right handed Gil Meche
473. butterjc81, I am not sure I fully grasp your analogy,
474. Bautistocrity
475. __________ is the left-handed/right-handed version of __________
476. Cub fan barf
477. t-bone fuck bang the _______ NAFTA-style.
478. Cunt cunt
478. 7/5ths of this board could have made those plays.
479. dome fucker
480. Hopefully he enjoyed the taste of my fist, motherfucker
481. lusty, testosterone infested Amazonian jungle-hell
482. Ottowa
483. unholy trinity of asshattery
484. US Army Europe racquetball team
485. I'd use Baby Oil to MAGNIFY the sun more
486. So, I took it to the subways.
487. P.D. Debt
488. Ten Hundred Thousand Dollars
489. Queen Accountability
490. had a Diversity Key Initiative team dinner with John Amaechi
491. some Canuck formula
492. Dante Snellquendo
493. Press button, receive bacon.
494. I dont not Id dont
495. START-OF-SUMMER CHICKEN SIZZLE GIVE-A-WAY
496. Let's just say I'd be really shocked if Clemens was a pedophile.
497. Welcome princessjag
498. dontsuck juice
499. simply dominating WVU's practices
500. Benji Molina (aka - posting too slow)
501. GO BACK IN YOUR BUTT HOLE!!!
502. lasers at the knees
503. Just because he ended up not being able to pitch anymore didn't make it a bad decision.
504. bravely piloting the HMS Morris into the uncharted waters of your own common sense.
505. Post Count Padder(PCP)
506. I think I've been pretty consistent in my efforts to do nothing.
507. Theres a knock at the door... Penguin outside the door "hey I have your phone whore."
508. Benji Assface
509. Cantaloupe Lou Pinella Francois
510. Official Mike Milbury Is a Tampon Thread
511. I’m here to suck on your testicles, but I like to call them balls
512. Frankie Firestarter and his kerosene-soaked unsinker.
513. gayer
514. Mr. Hooters
515. "I also have more college degrees than you" - Monarch
516. Plus I will still look young when I reach middle ages
517. It's one of my booty calls
518. MAN POWER ADVANTAGE
519. Luis Oh-for-threevus
520. I'm President Charley
521. this should be the most important topic on the board now
522. I dug graves for three years in high school. Literally.
523. On the shelf was a 12 inch black cock.
524. cockbricks
525. [slow retard voice] (Can only be used when the person doing the mocking turns out to be very wrong)
526. Brooks Orpik just took out five more Red Wings
527. God should have a qualty start more than 1/3 of the time
528. (think Tab
529. Just call me the Mel Kiper of the Baseball draft
530. he liked the give and take
531. Lonnie Chisenhall
532. Most likely to let you shit on her after sex: redhead
533. state puff marshmallow man
534. Man The Harpoons.
535. Tiger Woods' presumably ample, slightly mocha-colored scrotum
536. Def Leopard
537. Dale Gabriel
538. Nipsey Russell's Cock Pump
539. If I'm building a team, and I have no one around me, I would build with Staal over Malkin.
540. It's more like watching a whole line of naked men with huge erections running a 100 meter dash single-file, and the first one trips.
541. pre-MIA Monarch
542. Herm threw water on the raging inferno of fun
543. Bring me a Bloomin' Onion, mother fucker
544. Go Bucs
545. There are no marquis players
546. straight LEGIT
547. That way you won't run out of tampons from unexpected guests arriving.
548. Tom Garzalny
549. None have seen me perform my duties.
550. Das Boot
551. Hey Bay! Willie Wonka called... he wants his candy arm back!
552. "Jameson, the turning point."
553. Hey Ludwick...your ass is bigger than mine!
554. I can't make the fucking colors work.....stupid colors.
555. You didnt look espanol in the picture.
556. Fuck him, when I have to shit, I'm using my own socks.
557. Bags of Dicks
558. Hot Jameson
559. We're at 10cm!
560. Hell know.
561. Cockus gobbleropolis
562. Which ways do your eyes look?
563. gobthenob
564. Your thoughts mirror my own, which is incredibly cool, because your baseball knowledge and input is among the best on the board. Post more often, Lightning.
565. You know, KNOW dammit it, that if you but add your voice to the tens of thousands of other screaming lunatics that you can personally will the ball into the end zone.
566. You clearly have a Meloan-driven agenda
567. As reported in the Boston Glove
568. 72% Dutch
569. Where is 566?
570. Carousel of Douche
571. Dallas Burk
572. Gladly. SAT: 1300 GPA: 3.63
573. CUNT: Completely Unnecessary New Thread
574. Noah ***-977-0586
575. Moulin Rouge kicked ass.
576. What language is Bela Karolyi speaking? Anger.
577. 'Sugar' Shane Youman
578. Fat contract-itis is not a real word. Dictionaries tell you what real words are.
579. He used to walk into Lloyd's office with a bagel around his Monarch Missile
580. Do you eat with your feet?
581. That's why you don't look at your neighbor's Tomko
582. Tiny Tits Makes Me Angry
583. The comment stands on its own.
584. YOU LOOKING IN A MIRROR??? WE ALL LAUGH AT EVERY REMARK YOU MAKE!
585. Want a cookie?
586. Criss Angel mindfreak
587. GOD DAMN! PENGUIN HAS A PARROT!!!
588. Look at the sugar falling out of the sky.
589. I really wanted to get free Cold Stone tonight
590. OOPS.
591. allow Corn to vote
592. Bill Stull is about as accurate as my morning wood piss.
593. I think looking to people like GoBucs and myself as gatekeepers of knowledge - as political role models, if you will - would be the way to go.
594. Peanut Butter Crunch
595. NOW, DIP WHAT'S YOUR NEXT BLURB YOU DUMBASS REPUBLICAN???
596. like Ray Bourque with the bases loaded in a backyard wiffleball game
597. GO MUNCH ON YOUR TACO!!!
598. my vipertech is set at 72lb
599. In fact I hope you get AIDS first then get hit by a bus carrying the cure for AIDS
600. I wasn't. I was an activist. I tried to raise awareness, but found a lot of JWills and Zimms out there.
601. I think you've singlehandedly corrupted the quality of the Big Wood Dictionary with the last few entries you've submitted.
602. the
603.
604. reverse homosis
605. Douchtonium
606. As long as you're wearing a werewolf mask, anything is heterosexual.
607. Vinman loves anal
608. He took his ball and went home
609. Midget trailer
610. Bob Saget
611. Prolly
612. Velo
613. Cumbucket
614. Are you the end-all decider? Fuck off.
615. major league football
616. cunt goo
617. I embarrassed one of the assistant coaches sons during tryouts by hitting 3s on 3 consecutive trips down the floor in a scrimmage, and he didn't like me after that
618. Google. Have at it.
619. Shero Ice Vaginas
620. <3 <3
621. go shine up your High Class A Carolina League Championship Ring some more you douchebag
622. these younguns ain't as smart as they think!!!
623. [PERSONAL MESSAGE=greybeard131-ASCII_ASCII_2x_BoB'ASCII]
624. He's an asshole to a degree that very few have reached.
625. Punter
626. YouTube golf swing
627. In defdog's defense, he is retarded.
628. J. Peterson reality tour
629. FUBAR
630. ok... i have to ask you... what is the highest level of baseball you played?
631. Ning
632. and if you do not like it...FUCK YOU
633. Last Click
634. Technology today is amazing.
635. I like lamp.
636. Calm down, BOP
637. Kevin Slowey says thank you...
638. Let Vaughn Shoot
639. Brett Favre jackoff-a-thon